Music fans! Are you illin’ fo’ the shizzle? Need some phat beats for your ride? Check out Tiggy’s Hit Parade!

(Unfortunately, Tiggy doesn’t possess a turntable or any musical knowledge, so all reviews are entirely fictional).

It’s tizzy fizzle! I think.

Oooh! Ricke Low's Orkester!

6. Kjell Kraghe Featuring Ricke Low’s Orkester! Or something!

James Last and his Orchestra too highbrow? Looking for an eclectic Euro pops album with a cool synth vibe? Kjell Kraghe is the genius behind Vind I Selgnbthing, featuring Ricke Low’s Orkester (a bit like an symphony orchestra, but with more hair).

Non-stop Eurozone disco fun includes:

* Ich Bin Sexy Love Boat
* Hot Dog, Hot Dog
* Lumpen Pants Gestuffen
* Hajj Hajj Happy Pis!
* Fingerfuch am Disco Party

The album cover is a work of art! By the wonders of Photoshop wizardry, Kjell-baby appears to be rising from the sea like a polyester-clad Neptune. Es gut, ja!

Thanks to Worst Album Covers for this masterpiece of LP art.

Next time on Hit Parade: Shiver me timbers and lash me cockles… It’s Pirate Pops!


10 Responses to “Tiggy’s Hit Parade: Fingerfuch am Disco Party!”

Great review, Lumpen Pants Gestuffen sounds like a hit! I look forward to your next review of “It’s Pirate Pops!”

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I was going to say he looked like a giant blond Nazi Godzilla…but Neptune works, too.

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I’ll be singing Haj Haj Happy Pis all day!!

He didn’t include the rousing rendition of Hans und mein Lederhosen?

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I hardly recognized him in those glasses. Now that I do, I’m excited to hear this album as it’s a departure from Kjell’s normal Hard Trance sound.

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Wow! Kjell Kraghe is amazing… how does he do that? Rising from the sea as he sings? He’ll have to watch out for the sailboats, though. They might knock his glasses off in mid-song.

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Too funny! Hot Dog Hot Dog sound like a great party tune.

Oh, you’re right:It IS a tizzy fizzle. I Googled “Lumpen Pants Gestuffen” and only came up with this post, so I’m wondering if this is a legitimate song. Off to check iTunes . . .

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It’s like Love Boat from Hell… Terrifying.

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Margo: It’s gunna be good! Arrrrse!

Mooooog: Killer Nazi Godzillas from the Planet Vlindesnslagenhoffen – goodness, I think you’ve given me an idea for my next movie script!

Jeff: All together now: “Hajj, hajj, happy pis, pis uber mein muffy, ja, ja ja!”

Chris: I’m hoping he includes that fabulous dance track on his next LP “Vind See um Cockhartd”

Chowner: I think the Hard Trance sound scared off a lot of his core fans, particularly those over 70.

Laraw: Those sail boats don’t look right to me.

JD: It’s almost like you don’t believe me. Honestly, all these odd Google searches you are perfroming these days…

Jenn: All together now “Ich bin sexy love boat, mein poozy ist on fire for you…”

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