Everything Found In 'Hit Parade' Category

Music fans! Pantin’ for a spankin’ soundtrack to get yo booty twerkin’ on the dance floor? You are? Well fuck me, you’re in luck. Tiggy’s Hit Parade has returned!

(Unfortunately, Tiggy doesn’t possess a turntable or any musical knowledge, so all reviews are entirely fictional).

Get on down! Then on up! If possible.

This record is solid gold and not shit at all!

12. Bjuder Up Till Stuffparty 2 – Larz Kristerz

GOLD!!! From King Midas to President Trump, those crazy rich people can’t get enough of it. But those lucky Swedes possess the most precious gold of all! Bling King Larz Kristerz and his troupe of shiny Swedish lovetarts have worked up a sweat and tossed gold stardust all over their hot new groove, Stuffparty 2! Dance away the pain of grinding poverty and imminent apocalypse with comely hits including:

* Fingerfahrt My Lovely Lady
* Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Oooh Sex
* Mein Bag Hajr (Ist on Fire For You)
* Star-Spangled Gangbanger
* Shower Me Gentlisch Int Your Golden Love
* Sticky Stockholm Stocking Slutz
* Pump My Love My Starfish (David Guetta remix)

They say all that glitters isn’t gold – but those crazy people are just wrong! Or perhaps have a degenerative eye disease or something.

Next time on Hit Parade: It’s a bit like Snoop Dogg… but it isn’t Snoop Dogg!

No really, it isn’t Snoop Dogg.


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Music fans! Confused by the choice at your local record store? Want to get ‘with it’ and ‘hip’ like all the cats at the local Hop? Or something? Check out Tiggy’s Hit Parade!

 (Unfortunately, Tiggy doesn’t possess a turntable or any musical knowledge, so all reviews are entirely fictional).

Do the mashed potato! And gravy.

Ride 'em cowboy!

11. Uncle Bud’s Hospital Experience

After an unfortunate accident falling off a cowboy, Nevada Rodeo clown ‘Uncle’ Bud Bistoo was inspired to record this album about his hospitalization. Combining a dark style reminiscent of Leonard Cohen, with an atmospheric country soundtrack by that bloke out of ELO, the curmudgeonly clown offers a drip-tastic collection of intensive care classics including:

* A Gentleman Don’t Piss Through a Tube
* Bud’s Bed Bath Blues (A Nurse Called Bill)
* When the Medication Wagon Comes A-Rollin’ By
* I Can’t Piss In That Thing
* This Good Ol’ Boy Don’t Give No Samples
* Ain’t No Lady Doctor Touching That

A great gift for the sick and diseased!


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Music fans! Are you illin’ fo’ the shizzle? Need some phat beats for your ride? Check out Tiggy’s Hit Parade!

(Unfortunately, Tiggy doesn’t possess a turntable or any musical knowledge, so all reviews are entirely fictional).

It’s tizzy fizzle! I think.

Craptastic!

10. Back to the Shit – Millie Jackson

The eagerly-awaited follow up to Millie’s No.1 hit Pissed Myself Again is a toilet-tastic album of shit-hot hit dance anthems! The perfect soundtrack to those extended meetings with WC, you’ll be jiving on the john to tracks including:

* Ho’s Gotta Go
* Check This Shit Out (Featuring Pee Diddy)
* Bling My Ring
* Pump It Up (Call the Plumber)
* I Wouldn’t Go In There Just Yet

Guaranteed to go straight to no.2 in the Poop Charts!

Next time on Hit Parade… Call Doctor House – this record needs resuscitation!


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Music fans! Need to brighten up your miserable existence with a jolly jig or a dollop of jizzy jazz? Thank the Lord for Tiggy’s Hit Parade!

(Unfortunately, Tiggy doesn’t possess a turntable or any musical knowledge, so all reviews are entirely fictional).

Get jiggy with it!

Why? Why?

9. Music to Help Clean Up Stream Pollution By

Does your local river glow in the dark? Kiddies got the squits after playing in the stream? Grab your chemical suit and this eco-riffic folk album and prepare to go GREEN!

Features performances from vegan militants Angry Tofu, the very green Nelly Tinkle’s’ Bean Explosion and fish fanciers Axl Moby and the Dicks. Sing along as you sift out rotting fish and noxious algae!*

Organic free-range masterpieces include:

* Curd Is the Word
* Knit Me a Hemp Farm
* Crab on my Cock
* Die, Meat Suckers!
* Beans and Broccoli (Ballard of Pepto Bismol)
* Winkle on my Winkle

*Record player may not function outdoors; purchase long cable or diesel generator for optimum performance.

Next time on Hit Parade… a record that really is shit!


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