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Kids Say the Funniest Things: Dear Santa

Posted by Tiggy on December 15th, 2009

Let’s see what those darling little children in Mrs. Davies’ class are writing in their letters to Santa!

Dear Santa 1

Dear Santa 2

So precious! Hope your Christmas wishes come true, littles ones! Apart from Ben.

Rainbow Princess: A Christmas Wish

Posted by Tiggy on December 8th, 2009

Christmas Joy from Rainbow Princess!

And now, a beautiful viral e-mail poem celebrating the joy of the season, from our very own Rainbow Princess!

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A child’s happy smile, a jolly Santa
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Or a juicy turkey with all the trimmings!

The reindeer prance through the snowy eve
Have you been a good boy and girl this year?
See what’s in your Christmas stocking
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Tiggyblog the Book – Coming Soon! Probably.

Posted by Tiggy on November 8th, 2009

Tiggyblog: The Book!

· Can you get high on hemp oil smoothies?
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· Why is part of Greenland now a suburb of Boston?
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If you’ve ever asked yourself these questions, you will need a copy of It’s The Stuff That Comes Out Of My Brain, a fun-filled compilation of weird observations, strange-but-not-true facts and hilarious stories that will leave you with a warm fuzzy feeling inside. And a bit of a headache.

It’s The Stuff That Comes Out Of My Brain includes Tiggy’s best ever stories and musings (with all the spellings done right and everything), plus a whole bunch of new and never-seen-before anecdotes, tall tales and drunken drivel!

And it’s coming soon! Well, as soon as Tiggy stops playing on the internet and bloody well gets on with it.

To express your immense excitement and sign up for alerts, send Tiggy an e-mail!

Kids Say the Funniest Things: Dear God

Posted by Tiggy on October 12th, 2009

Hey kids, if you had to write a letter to God, what what you say to Him?

Kids tell it like it is! Bless!

Aren't the little ones precious!

Aren’t little ones so precious!