Is it possible to perform a Google image search without finding a dirty picture? Yes, I know Google search has a filter. But turn that bugger off and you should prepare yourself for a journey of unimaginable sexual discovery.

I’m proposing a new game called Google Fuck Bingo. To play, enter a really innocent word like ‘bicycle’, or ‘pigeon’ in Google image search.

So much for little Jenny's science project!

Count how many images are displayed before the inevitable double-penetration/cumshot/naked transsexual photo appears. Player with the most fuck-free images wins.

In the unlikely event you tire at looking at pictures of fake tits and multiple naked gay pile-ups, you could also try Google Bingo with the following variations:

* Dead Cat
* Motorcycle Crash Leg
* Car Bomb
* Hideous Facial Disfigurement
* Foreign Object in Rectum
* I Can’t Quite Tell What I’m Looking At But I Think It’s Dead

In the event this game scars you for life or gets you fired, you didn’t hear about it from me, okay?

Thought over!


20 Responses to “Tiggy’s Thought For the Day – Google Image Search”

Ewwww. I know. Imagine my surprise when I went to images and Googled “headhunter sex in New Guinea and other lost worlds.” A picture of a monkey masturbating and a picture of a nun eating a large banana came up. I was horribly upset…

RedRaider’s last blog post..Let The Good Times Roll!

I’m more surprised when I Google “fat penis eating slut whorebag” and a picture of a stupid kitten shows up.

Naughty little kitty. Naughty.

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“multiple naked gay pile-ups”


I was writing a ‘thang’ about private investigators and made the mistake of Googling ‘private dicks’ ….. never, ever again …… I’m feeling rather unwell at the memory actually …

Daddy Papersurfer’s last blog post..LIFE LESSON

At work we’ve been playing with the idea of forming the world’s largest human target for a client promo. So I decided to Google it to find out what the previous record was and check out pictures. Don’t make the same mistake I did.

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Okay! You’ve given me purpose for today!

Kirsten’s last blog post..I’m Not an Angry Person

Wow! What a great new parlor game! Thanks for suggesting it. This may replace charades at our next family gathering! I’ll let you know how that turns out.

Cat Lady

P.S. Perhaps I should reserve a spot at your house for next Thanksgiving just in case I’m disowned after the next family gathering.

Larew’s last blog post..Happy Kamehameha Day!

I can easily win this. I almost never get a dirty picture.

My husband, however, can’t search anything (I mean anything) without stumbling over porn.

Stephanie Barr’s last blog post..Update for Bob

I will never, ever get over the day I found “can cock cheese be eaten” on my referrals and found out, well yeah, it can.

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My favorite is “subway sandwich” – 4th pic in.

Red: OMG, I know that masturbating monkey! We went to college together.

Moooooog: I tried Googling “fat penis eating slut whorebag” too. I was very disappointed with the results.

Jeff: Where? Don’t forget, gay porn is the best kind of porn.

Daddy: I tried Googling “private dicks” too. I was very disappointed with the results.

Chowner: I tried Googling “world’s largest human target”, but changed the word “target” to “cock”. What an education!

Kirsten: Happy to oblige! Just don’t sue me for mental trauma.

Cat Lady: It’s fun for the whole family!

Stephanie: Hmmm, funny how that always happens to men, isn’t it?

Tracey: I tried Googling “can cock cheese be eaten”. Disturbingly, Google came up with several pictures of Babybel.

Jason: Probably slightly more tasty than a Subway sandwich, to be honest.

Okay THAT? Is NOT a bicycle.


😀 Anna

Anna Lefler’s last blog post..I Commune With Nature…

Uh, oh!!! My eyes, my eyes – yeow!!!

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Anna: And you should see what some people do with bicycles!

Margo: I did warn ya.

Hmmm…well, I gave it a go, but being that my usual searches are double-penetration with awesome cumshot of semi naked chimp photos, you can imagine I failed bigtime. Well, when I say failed, I mean found exactly what I was looking for. So win win for me then.

Sy’s last blog post..Why is there an alien taking a crap out of my nose?

Sy: Funny, but every time I do searches for “double-penetration awesome cumshot semi naked chimps” I just get pictures of kitties sleeping in laundry baskets. How odd.

Chimp must have a capital C. If it doesnt…yup…you get kitties in a basket.

Sy’s last blog post..Why is there an alien taking a crap out of my nose?

It is amazing, isn’t it? No matter what you search for, pussy eventually turns up.

John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer’s last blog post..Oh, My Feet!

Sy: Thanks for the tip! That works a lot better now.

John: Just like buses, they often turn up in pairs.

I can’t wait to hear what search terms show up in your referrals after this post. I was grossed out by how many people search “slut dating,” but hey–who am I to turn my nose up at site traffic?

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