Going to work can be fun.

In my quest to find gainful employment, I’m trying out some new career options. The bar work and animal stuffing jobs didn’t go so well. I need something more glamourous and exciting…

3. Erotica Shop
If I’m going to work in a shop, it might as well sell interesting stuff. So what better than a XXX adults-only sex shop? At least it won’t be full of schoolchildren and old ladies muttering about arthritis. And a 10% employee discount on all leather goods!

However, my day at Sticky Ricky’s Love Emporium wasn’t all fun and Vaseline…

Hands off, that leather corset is mine!– Customers don’t tend to be hunky young men needing help in the fitting room.

– Don’t ask “Can I help you, Sir?” to an obviously amateur transvestite.

– Using the PA system to announce “We’re rolling back prices on cock rings!” is not appropriate.

– Employees only get a 5% discount. Dammit!

4. Movie Extra
I was always destined for acting greatness. Ever since my well-received performance as sheep #3 in the school nativity, I knew my acting talents should be developed. Unfortunately my fake Actors’ Union membership card fooled no-one, but I managed to get work as an extra. Things I learned…

There's me! Over on the left! There!– Getting a part as a murder victim in CSI is not much fun. Unless you enjoy spending 14 hours covered in blood locked a packing trunk.

The director didn’t actually use me; he just locked me in a packing trunk all day.

– Do not accept any work for movies about high seas, mountain rescues or being trapped at the top of blazing roller coasters.

– The director does not need ‘in-the-field’ assistance and criticism from you, the 19th pedestrian on the left. Unless you want to go back in the packing trunk again.

– You will spend most of the day huddled in the corner of a muddy field with your fellow extras, while the cast and crew laugh at you from their cozy trailers. The lead actors will pass the time by playing ‘Extras Skittles’ with oranges and small rocks.

So much for my dream job! Sitting in a warm office drinking coffee and breaking wind all day doesn’t seem like such a bad deal after all.
And on the bright side, I still have my Sticky Ricky’s Dirty Discounts card…

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11 Responses to “Tiggy’s New Job – Part Two”

Sticky Ricky’s employee discount blows!

Lol @ Sticky Ricky’s!

Can ya grab me a whip on your discount card?! 🙂

Working at a sex shop sounds like fun,until someone yells for you to clean up on aisle 7.

Many years ago, I applied to Sticky Ricky’s. I didn’t make it past the phone interview.
I asked one question, “I never knew you got so many sailors in here. Exactly how do I mop seamen?”
Ricky hung up on me.

Chat: The discount is not the only thing that blows… oh, nevermind.

Jeff: No problem! By the way, that strap-on you ordered has arrived.

Thinkin: To be honest, it’s better than the mess I was faced with at Bob’s Taxidermy. Just.

Joe: It’s a valid question, Joe. There’s a lot of seamen in Nova Scotia. I’d know, I’ve… oh, nevermind.

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Sticky Ricky’s – Har!

My old carpet-cleaning job is looking pretty swank right about now….

:^) Anna

Thanks for making me smile. I always thought it would be fun to work in one of these shops until I went to Sex World in Mpls and saw a woman behind glass performing for a patron. She looked just as bored as all the people stuck in cubes all day.

Tiggy, brings new meaning to the phrase “I don’t do windows” EEEEWWWWW!

Sooooo . . . just curious. How much are the cock rings now?

Why do they call it Sticky Ricky’s? Is it something to do with velcro?

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