Great Aunt Tiggylina Butternut-Mynge and her Temperance Society chums eagerly await World War I.
The superhuman ability to abstain from all alcoholic beverages.
I tried being teetotal once. I went to a bar and drank only tomato juice. I drank so much I spent the rest of the night vomiting bright red fountains of spaghetti sauce. Even worse, I was sober enough to remember it.
Kids, just say NO to vegetable-based liquid refreshments.