Music fans! Are you illin’ fo’ the shizzle? Need some phat beats for your ride? Check out Tiggy’s Hit Parade!
(Unfortunately, Tiggy doesn’t possess a turntable or any musical knowledge, so all reviews are entirely fictional).
It’s tizzy fizzle! I think.
10. Back to the Shit – Millie Jackson
The eagerly-awaited follow up to Millie’s No.1 hit Pissed Myself Again is a toilet-tastic album of shit-hot hit dance anthems! The perfect soundtrack to those extended meetings with WC, you’ll be jiving on the john to tracks including:
* Ho’s Gotta Go
* Check This Shit Out (Featuring Pee Diddy)
* Bling My Ring
* Pump It Up (Call the Plumber)
* I Wouldn’t Go In There Just Yet
Guaranteed to go straight to no.2 in the Poop Charts!
Next time on Hit Parade… Call Doctor House – this record needs resuscitation!