Tiggy’s Thought For the Day – Google Image Search
Is it possible to perform a Google image search without finding a dirty picture? Yes, I know Google search has a filter. But turn that bugger off and you should prepare yourself for a journey of unimaginable sexual discovery.
I’m proposing a new game called Google Fuck Bingo. To play, enter a really innocent word like ‘bicycle’, or ‘pigeon’ in Google image search.
Count how many images are displayed before the inevitable double-penetration/cumshot/naked transsexual photo appears. Player with the most fuck-free images wins.
In the unlikely event you tire at looking at pictures of fake tits and multiple naked gay pile-ups, you could also try Google Bingo with the following variations:
* Dead Cat
* Motorcycle Crash Leg
* Car Bomb
* Hideous Facial Disfigurement
* Foreign Object in Rectum
* I Can’t Quite Tell What I’m Looking At But I Think It’s Dead
In the event this game scars you for life or gets you fired, you didn’t hear about it from me, okay?
Thought over!
Ewwww. I know. Imagine my surprise when I went to images and Googled “headhunter sex in New Guinea and other lost worlds.” A picture of a monkey masturbating and a picture of a nun eating a large banana came up. I was horribly upset…
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I’m more surprised when I Google “fat penis eating slut whorebag” and a picture of a stupid kitten shows up.
Naughty little kitty. Naughty.
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“multiple naked gay pile-ups”
LOL!
I was writing a ‘thang’ about private investigators and made the mistake of Googling ‘private dicks’ ….. never, ever again …… I’m feeling rather unwell at the memory actually …
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At work we’ve been playing with the idea of forming the world’s largest human target for a client promo. So I decided to Google it to find out what the previous record was and check out pictures. Don’t make the same mistake I did.
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Okay! You’ve given me purpose for today!
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Wow! What a great new parlor game! Thanks for suggesting it. This may replace charades at our next family gathering! I’ll let you know how that turns out.
Sincerely,
Cat Lady
P.S. Perhaps I should reserve a spot at your house for next Thanksgiving just in case I’m disowned after the next family gathering.
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I can easily win this. I almost never get a dirty picture.
My husband, however, can’t search anything (I mean anything) without stumbling over porn.
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I will never, ever get over the day I found “can cock cheese be eaten” on my referrals and found out, well yeah, it can.
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My favorite is “subway sandwich” – 4th pic in.
Red: OMG, I know that masturbating monkey! We went to college together.
Moooooog: I tried Googling “fat penis eating slut whorebag” too. I was very disappointed with the results.
Jeff: Where? Don’t forget, gay porn is the best kind of porn.
Daddy: I tried Googling “private dicks” too. I was very disappointed with the results.
Chowner: I tried Googling “world’s largest human target”, but changed the word “target” to “cock”. What an education!
Kirsten: Happy to oblige! Just don’t sue me for mental trauma.
Cat Lady: It’s fun for the whole family!
Stephanie: Hmmm, funny how that always happens to men, isn’t it?
Tracey: I tried Googling “can cock cheese be eaten”. Disturbingly, Google came up with several pictures of Babybel.
Jason: Probably slightly more tasty than a Subway sandwich, to be honest.
Okay THAT? Is NOT a bicycle.
[shudder]
😀 Anna
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Uh, oh!!! My eyes, my eyes – yeow!!!
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Anna: And you should see what some people do with bicycles!
Margo: I did warn ya.
Hmmm…well, I gave it a go, but being that my usual searches are double-penetration with awesome cumshot of semi naked chimp photos, you can imagine I failed bigtime. Well, when I say failed, I mean found exactly what I was looking for. So win win for me then.
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Sy: Funny, but every time I do searches for “double-penetration awesome cumshot semi naked chimps” I just get pictures of kitties sleeping in laundry baskets. How odd.
Chimp must have a capital C. If it doesnt…yup…you get kitties in a basket.
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It is amazing, isn’t it? No matter what you search for, pussy eventually turns up.
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Sy: Thanks for the tip! That works a lot better now.
John: Just like buses, they often turn up in pairs.
I can’t wait to hear what search terms show up in your referrals after this post. I was grossed out by how many people search “slut dating,” but hey–who am I to turn my nose up at site traffic?
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