It's the stuff that comes out of my brain
Yes folks, in most possibly the worst news of the week, Tiggy is sad to report that the King of questionable TV infomercials, Billy “HI, I’M BILLY MAYS!” Mays has shuffled off this mortal coil, and will now be flogging OxiClean in a better place. Why do the loudest have to die so young?
Thanks for the endless comedy material Billy, rest in peace. Sorry, REST IN PEACE.
🙁
Here’s some people I don’t want to meet.
1. An enthusiastic undertaker
2. A swimming instructor with two penises
3. Twins who are married to each other
4. A taxi driver with bite marks on his cheeks
5. A sad weatherman
6. A party of Japanese tourists capable of killing
7. A telesales caller who just keeps repeating “Help me…”
8. A man wearing track pants that smell of cheese
9. An armed robber with a catchphrase
10. A blind TV chef
11. A bubbly anorexic
12. A vegan survival camp instructor
13. A sweaty flight attendant
14. An elderly man with a wire sticking out of his skull
15. Women who buy perfume because they liked the TV ad
16. A vegan Eskimo
17. A serial killer with a heart of gold
18. A mailman wearing make-up
19. An airline pilot with a lucky mascot
20. A grotesquely obese woman licking a pickle
Who don’t you want to meet?
