Another 20 People I Don’t Want to Meet
Like most of you on the internet, I hate meeting people. After my run-in with the last set of whackjobs, here are some more people I will be crossing the road to avoid.
- A disillusioned Illusionist
- An air traffic controller with double vision
- A hairy Ukrainian in a bikini
- A waiter with vomit down his shirt
- A dental technician high on mushrooms
- A quadriplegic marching band
- A hairy Ukrainian man in a bikini
- A hangman with a theme tune
- A piss-stained news anchor
- A suicide bomber with a sponsorship deal
- A heavily pregnant Girl Guide
- A butcher with a boner
- An unhappy clapper
- A nail bomber with a book deal
- A Satanist selling life insurance
- A suicidal bus driver
- A talk show host with botulism
- A robber wearing a rubber
- An easily-distracted surgeon
- A talk show guest with an itchy scrotum
6 thoughts on “Another 20 People I Don’t Want to Meet”
I like it! Another 20 lower classes to avoid.
A great list, funny!!
#16 – I know that guy, he drives my bus!
I also avoid shedding Ukrainian pie makers and hookers with I.V. bags on wheels.
I have to be honest – ANY of those people on the list would be pretty scary in a hairy BIKINI?
A great list 🙂