Music fans! Looking to bang, I mean, romance that special someone with a selection of sweet, sticky love songs? Check out this month’s sexy Hit Parade!
(Unfortunately, Tiggy doesn’t possess a turntable or any musical knowledge, so all reviews are entirely fictional).
Oh! I think I just came.
2. By Request Only – Ken
Ladies, one at a time! Immaculately groomed Ken will set female hearts a-fluttering with this hot collection of sultry love songs, just in time for Valentine’s Day!
I’m going to sleep with this record under my pillow and dream about Ken’s silky voice churning out hits including:
* Lovely Lady Lover Love
* My Hair, Your Place
* Senior Home Romeo
* I Love Your Lady Love
* My Love, Your Face
* Stop Calling Me (Angelina Jolie)
I dream of running my fingers through his thick gingery hair and feeling the prickle of his tangerine ‘tashe on my…
Next time on Hit Parade – The chutney one I was supposed to do this month. Lol.