Tiggy’s Shopping Bizarre – UFO Detector
Missed another flying saucer sighting? Make sure you’re first in the Close Encounters queue with this space-age UFO Detector, a bargain at only $69 of your Earth dollars!
* Its powerful radar scans the sky for extra-terrestrials lurking up to 25 miles away!
*A flashing light will activate when the approaching interplanetary fleet is detected. Probably.
* The detector’s compact size means you can take it camping, to the mall, in the shower – and it’s quicker than waiting for that ‘mutilated dead cow’ calling card those crazy aliens love to leave!
But wait! There’s more! You too can be a ghost-busting hero with the incredible super-high-tech Ghost Detector!
* This state-of-the-art device alerts you whenever a headless horseman or murdered Victorian housemaid floats by.
A great gift for impressionable young children. Boo!
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