20 More People I Don’t Want to Meet
Never mind the last bunch of losers, nutcases and dicks, here’s some more people I’m avoiding right now.
1. A cop wearing only one shoe
2. People who order skinny lattes but aren’t sure what skinny lattes are
3. People who believe Sunday is the first day of the week
4. People who insist a tomato is a fruit
5. A lap dancer that smells of cheese
6. Eighty-seven Goths
7. A door-to-door tampon salesman
8. A Christmas Parade Santa with a weak bladder
9. A vicar clenching a potato between his buttocks
10. An underage ambulance driver
11. A one-armed pizza chef
12. A dwarf dressed as a pixie
13. Anyone who bought a ShamWow because they liked the TV ad
14. A superhero with Tourette’s
15. A door-to-door door salesman
16. A bishop with a squirrel under his hat
17. A lawyer who lives in a trailer
18. A heavily perspiring Hooters Girl
19. A pixie dressed as a leprechaun
20. A Wal-Mart greeter with an erection
Have you met anyone you don’t want to meet recently?
