Tiggy’s Word Of The Day – Taxidermist
Veterinarian for dead animals. Duties include pulling guts from gunned-down moose and posing dead cats in hilarious ‘human-like’ poses.
The vast majority of taxidermists are called Bob.
I’d love to walk into a taxidermist’s studio and say “Hi there Bob, how much to stuff my beaver?”
If anyone has a dead beaver they no longer need, please let me know.