Another 20 People I Don’t Want to Meet

Like most of you on the internet, I hate meeting people. After my run-in with the last set of whackjobs, here are some more people I will be crossing the road to avoid.

1. A disillusioned Illusionist
2. An air traffic controller with double vision
3. A hairy Ukrainian in a bikini
4. A waiter with vomit down his shirt
5. A dental technician high on mushrooms
6. A quadriplegic marching band
7. A hairy Ukrainian man in a bikini
8. A hangman with a theme tune
9. A piss-stained news anchor
10. A suicide bomber with a sponsorship deal
11. A heavily pregnant Girl Guide
12. A butcher with a boner
13. An unhappy clapper
14. A nail bomber with a book deal
15. A Satanist selling life insurance
16. A suicidal bus driver
17. A talk show host with botulism
18. A robber wearing a rubber
19. An easily-distracted surgeon
20. A talk show guest with an itchy scrotum