Honestly, I’d only popped out to buy some spoons, then suddenly it was five months later and I realized I hadn’t updated Tiggyblog. Sorry about that, readers.

That’s not to say nothing has happened to me for five months. There has been a lot to blog about – the Norwegian lawsuits, that police chase through the zoo, the odd stains I now have on my carpet… Oooh and you know, I nearly DIED in a plane crash (the plane didn’t actually crash, but that engine didn’t sound right to me), and I had an out-of-body experience where I nearly DIED, and I woke up in the Top Gear studio right in the middle of them taping a show. That was embarrassing.

So what woke me from my creative slumber? Well, certainly not my muse Dave, who was last seen vomiting over the side of a Mersey ferry. No, it was the guilt I felt when I read that Tiggyblog was recently listed in Amazon Kindle’s top fun 100 blogs in the whole world, or something. My dead blog beat approximately 7,000,000,000 blogs to 92nd place. And that, readers, is probably worth me penning a few more posts, even though nothing interesting will ever happen to me again. You missed it ALL.

Oooh, and did I tell you I nearly DIED the other week…?


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6 Responses to “Tiggyblog – An Apology (Again)”

Hey you’re BACK! 🙂

Ha! Just goes to show how much all those hyped up rankings mean. Or that everyone else has given up on Kindle. My blog is either #3 or #4,592 depending on how you come in to the list. Or what day of the week it is. Or something. Who knows how that silly thing works!

Next week run your best posts of the last five months and that gets you to the new year!

Where IN THE FUCK have you been?

🙂

Nice to see you back again Tiggy — we missed you! But a police chase in a zoo?!? Explain!!!

Yay, Tiggy’s back!

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