Tiggy’s Shopping Bizarre: Happy Panda-Seal Yummy Beer Twigs
Beer drinkers! Do you enjoy spending the day consuming your body weight in hoppy alcoholic products – I know I do! Don’t want to waste your precious drinking time or money on food? Fortunately those boozy boffins in Japan have been working on a super new bar snack that satisfies all your nutritional needs!
Happy Panda-Seal Yummy Beer Twigs are fashioned from shards of ancient cherry trees grown in the shadow of Mount Fuji. Each stick is delicately flavoured with tasty Teriyaki whale and a hint of Kyoto extract. One pack contains all the goodness your liver and digestive system desperately crave!
* Those 24-hour booze binges will be a breeze with just a handful of Beer Twigs – you’ll have enough energy to drink all night! Laugh at your fast-food stuffed friends as they vomit their undigested burgers all over the street.
* Beer Twigs are perfect for those wilderness campsite drinking sessions – you can even use them to start your camp fire! Simply rub two sticks together to spark an instant flame (remove from mouth before attempting to light).
* Beer Twigs can also be used as hamster bedding, loft insulation, or glue them together to create your own beer twig Bonsai tree! Ahhh so!
Those are the creepiest mascots I have ever seen. Nothing says “Buy Me!” like a seal body with a panda head, cartoon-y human arms, and whiskers that make the lipsticked face look like a poor attempt at drag. But I guess the mug of beer is what people will REALLY notice.
.-= Surfie´s last blog ..Pumpkin Shortage? Noooooo! =-.
Mmm Panda Seal Beer Twigs, I’ll be craving those…not! 😉
WTF
.-= Ed Adams´s last blog ..Dr. Dragonlady and How I Got FIRED. =-.
Ooooo. You got me craving twigs and sticks. I just ate my Christmas tree.
.-= Leeuna´s last blog ..Thanksgiving and a few of my favorite things =-.
Surfie: It’s the disconnected human arm aspect of the seal-panda I find the most disturbing.
Evil: If they’re good enough for endangered aquatic transvestites, they’re good enough for me!
Ed: What, indeed. Look at those arms! Agghhh!
Leeuna: Now there’s an idea – edible Christmas trees! Don’t throw out up that pathetic-looking tree after the holidays – simply heat and eat!
Just wanted to say I love reading tiggyblog (yep I’m at work, I need something to keep me sane)….. Keep up the outstanding work!
Wonderful blog!!!