The Hard Sell

What is it with comment spammers? Every day I find a gazillion messages in my blog comment box like “I love yur blog! Cheap Cialis!”, “I think that is very interesting point but whorecum CHEAP VIAGRA Britney naked,” or “Tiggy, if you contact me again I’m calling the cops, I mean it.” Goddam spammers.

Anyway, all this spam got me thinking. There must be a reason my blog is constantly targeted by these erectile dysfunction pill pushers. Do they know something about my readership I don’t? Am I missing a marketing opportunity myself? Fortunately, my mate Sparky knows someone who knows someone who works in a lab…

*Cue sappy music*

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8 Responses to “Cheap Cialis”

Um, do you happen to have the e-mail address of the guy typing with his tongue? I’d just like to say “hi.” Thanks.

Put me down for a caseload!!

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Yay, you’re back and ruder than ever! I love this post. Send me two cases of that Cockanol stat! Oh, and a bottle of Cockstop in case I have a job interview and it’s not with a porno production company.

I’d just like to be the first to sign up for the female version please.. I might need a few extra doses in the up coming months!

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Hello Tiggy! Love the site, it is cracking me up. I like your take on the world!

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