Jeff: Two? My, there’s a lot of dying pets in your area.

Red: I’m sure the vet would appreciate it. It’s a kind thought.

LOTGK: Poor Billy, he certainly saw the wrong side of the crematorium recently.

Meg: It’s the logical next step from the Slap Chop.

CB: I’m sure in some Latin American countries, hamster pizza is right up there with the Hawaiian and Margarita.

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Leeuna: As experience tells us, you cannot cremate dead pets on a barbecue. it just doesn’t work.

Daddy: I’m full of ‘em.

Kathcom: So I can put you down (pardon the pun) for a Pizza-O-Torium? Don’t forget about that free travel flashlight!

Lameplay: Flattery will get you everywhere. I’m on it!

MikeMJ: Sounds like the purr-fect job!

Evil: No problem, you’ll be munching Margaritas and toasting terriers in no time!

John: A brilliant use of time and resources. I imagine deceased goldfish would be particularly tasty atop a pie.

Chris: I like your way of thinking!