Comments on: The Internet Never Lies: Tummy Rumbles

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:31:26 +0000

Mike: Um. Oh. It’s a long story.

Evil: Trust me, you don’t want my belly right now.

LOTGK: KISS gigs are indeed a many-hazardous thing.

Larew: Dr. House still looks sexy, even with a huge gut worm.

Meg: Trust me, you won’t be laughing when the roaring starts in your tum.

Stephanie: That may explain the unfortunate dwarf-toilet incident. It was just a dream. Phew!

C.B.: That’s nothing compared to what Nickelback do to VIP passes, but, oh, I don’t want to start rumours.

Mike: Let’s just assume I was high and we’ll move on. Please don’t call the cops.

Chowner: I assume you have been backstage at a KISS concert? I’m so sorry.

JD: I’m thinking it may be your brain worm? I don’t think they’re fond of Lucky Charms, or indeed any corn-based breakfast snack.

Megaman: You see? It all makes sense now!

Bunny: Living in a seafaring town, crabs are always a problem. Good to know.

By: unfinishedrambler

unfinishedrambler — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:08:00 +0000

The Interwebs is the best source of information. I almost rely exclusively on Wikipedia for all of my information. I think it’s the best way to go in this day and age. How could a million people be wrong?

By: Bunny Boiler

Bunny Boiler — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:03:17 +0000

There is always an upside, if you had cared to read on further, they are also known to crawl out your bum at night to eat up all those crabs..

By: Megaman the Madman

Megaman the Madman — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 14:33:16 +0000

I never understood the connection between hearing dwarfs being flushed down toilets and attending kiss concerts now I understand…

By: JD at I Do Things

JD at I Do Things — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 12:46:15 +0000

Oh, gross. My stomach is growling a lot right now, and, stupid me, I thought I was just hungry. I hope gutapillars like Lucky Charms.

By: chowner

chowner — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 22:52:53 +0000

I’m never touching another person again (with the exception of my wife).

And C.B is right. Just don’t ask what Gene does if you get backstage.

By: MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:43:11 +0000

Everything you read on the Internet is true. But what I really want to know is how you know what a dwarf sounds like when it’s getting flushed down the toilet. Speaking as a dwarf, that concerns me. What are you, an orc or goblin or something? Maybe that’s why you have worms. Orcs are prone to worms.

By: C.B.Jones

C.B.Jones — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:52:16 +0000

I heard that Gene Simmons personally licks each and every KISS ticket. Why? I have no idea.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:21:19 +0000

I’m wondering if that bean burrito had hallucinogenic properties…

By: Meg

Meg — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:46:37 +0000

Funny, but gross!