Comments on: Beach Bummers http://www.tiggyblog.com/2009/07/27/beach-bummers/ It's the stuff that comes out of my brain. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:36:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings http://www.tiggyblog.com/2009/07/27/beach-bummers/comment-page-1/#comment-5983 MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:39:53 +0000 http://www.tiggyblog.com/?p=689#comment-5983 Capt. Billy here, Tiggy. Very disappointing post. I thought we really hit it off on the beach, and I wasn't drunk because I was still awake. And I'm not a hobo, I'm housing challenged. Capt. Billy here, Tiggy. Very disappointing post. I thought we really hit it off on the beach, and I wasn’t drunk because I was still awake. And I’m not a hobo, I’m housing challenged.

]]> By: hindleyite http://www.tiggyblog.com/2009/07/27/beach-bummers/comment-page-1/#comment-5895 hindleyite Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:48:41 +0000 http://www.tiggyblog.com/?p=689#comment-5895 Only me again, here to complain once more. The beaches round here are paved with shards of glass. I wouldn't brave Blackpool beach without a good pair of steel-toed boots. Bit crap for swimming with though. Only me again, here to complain once more.

The beaches round here are paved with shards of glass. I wouldn’t brave Blackpool beach without a good pair of steel-toed boots. Bit crap for swimming with though.

]]> By: kathcom http://www.tiggyblog.com/2009/07/27/beach-bummers/comment-page-1/#comment-5892 kathcom Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:26:02 +0000 http://www.tiggyblog.com/?p=689#comment-5892 Enormous flabby thighs, sand in my crack and third degree burns. Where do I sign? Speedos are always a poor sartorial choice. One time I saw a really old guy in a macrame thong. It looked like he had two oranges dangling beneath his crotch. The tensile strength of that thing was stretched to its limit. If it had broken under his scrotal weight, I believe I would have been forced to pluck out my eyes. Enormous flabby thighs, sand in my crack and third degree burns. Where do I sign?

Speedos are always a poor sartorial choice. One time I saw a really old guy in a macrame thong. It looked like he had two oranges dangling beneath his crotch. The tensile strength of that thing was stretched to its limit. If it had broken under his scrotal weight, I believe I would have been forced to pluck out my eyes.

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]]> By: Skip http://www.tiggyblog.com/2009/07/27/beach-bummers/comment-page-1/#comment-5881 Skip Wed, 29 Jul 2009 20:43:19 +0000 http://www.tiggyblog.com/?p=689#comment-5881 I'll stick to the mountains and "The Deliverance" crowd. I’ll stick to the mountains and “The Deliverance” crowd.

]]> By: Muff http://www.tiggyblog.com/2009/07/27/beach-bummers/comment-page-1/#comment-5879 Muff Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:34:22 +0000 http://www.tiggyblog.com/?p=689#comment-5879 Being a Scotsman in Singapore I am the exception to your couple of ginger references!!!! I tan... If I have factor 98 sun cream on!!!! Being a Scotsman in Singapore I am the exception to your couple of ginger references!!!! I tan… If I have factor 98 sun cream on!!!!

]]> By: Eternally Distracted http://www.tiggyblog.com/2009/07/27/beach-bummers/comment-page-1/#comment-5873 Eternally Distracted Wed, 29 Jul 2009 10:08:54 +0000 http://www.tiggyblog.com/?p=689#comment-5873 I am definitely seconding the old lady picking up shells. Old age is no excuse for blocking the suns rays. I am definitely seconding the old lady picking up shells. Old age is no excuse for blocking the suns rays.

]]> By: Tiggy http://www.tiggyblog.com/2009/07/27/beach-bummers/comment-page-1/#comment-5859 Tiggy Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:36:09 +0000 http://www.tiggyblog.com/?p=689#comment-5859 Larew: Eww, I ain't coming near your local beach! Meg: That was probably me. Sorry. Stephanie: I guess the stench of the water takes your mind off the fat old ladies and beach bums. Hindleyite: I don't no about bleeching, but Captain Billy was doing a lot of belching when he sat next to me. Larew: Eww, I ain’t coming near your local beach!

Meg: That was probably me. Sorry.

Stephanie: I guess the stench of the water takes your mind off the fat old ladies and beach bums.

Hindleyite: I don’t no about bleeching, but Captain Billy was doing a lot of belching when he sat next to me.

]]> By: hindleyite http://www.tiggyblog.com/2009/07/27/beach-bummers/comment-page-1/#comment-5858 hindleyite Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:15:36 +0000 http://www.tiggyblog.com/?p=689#comment-5858 I'll not hear a bad word against Captain Billy. He introduced me to the wonders of beech leeching, or as he calls it, bleeching. I’ll not hear a bad word against Captain Billy. He introduced me to the wonders of beech leeching, or as he calls it, bleeching.

]]> By: Stephanie http://www.tiggyblog.com/2009/07/27/beach-bummers/comment-page-1/#comment-5854 Stephanie Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:19:40 +0000 http://www.tiggyblog.com/?p=689#comment-5854 I live near Galveston. The water and beaches are questionable at best, no matter who you're sitting next to. Yuck! I live near Galveston. The water and beaches are questionable at best, no matter who you’re sitting next to. Yuck!

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