The King of Pap is Dead
Yes folks, in most possibly the worst news of the week, Tiggy is sad to report that the King of questionable TV infomercials, Billy “HI, I’M BILLY MAYS!” Mays has shuffled off this mortal coil, and will now be flogging OxiClean in a better place. Why do the loudest have to die so young?
Thanks for the endless comedy material Billy, rest in peace. Sorry, REST IN PEACE.
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Nooo! Say it ain’t so. I was just watching an OxiClean commercial yesterday and thinking that between Billy and Vince you could probably sell just about anything.
Frank Lee MeiDere’s last blog post..Watch out! “Gread Matter” coming!
In honor of Billy Mays, I propose we write all blog posts this week in all-caps. He would have wanted it that way.
JD at I Do Things’s last blog post..I Wash Myself with a Rag on a Stick so you don’t have to
What happened? Surely not an overdose of OxyClean?
Larew’s last blog post..Time for the Yearly Obligatory Inspection
Aww poor Billy Mayes. Why couldn’t it have been Vince Shamwow?