Comments on: If It Moves, Tax It!

By: thesharkguys

thesharkguys — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 19:37:51 +0000

How 'bout Birkenstocks to add to the crocs tax in a combo 'stocks and crocs tax? -People who say 'it's important to remember they're not a monolithic group' -the phrase 'closer to home now', as a bizarre transitional phrase on the 6 O'clock news. '580 people are presumed dead or missing. Closer to home now, the Chatham Kent school board is meeting to determien the fate of new trustee spending allowances' -Coldplay tax--Whenever their cliched bawlings are played anywhere. thesharkguys’s last blog post..Signs Signs Everywhere Signs

By: John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer

John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:00:45 +0000

I totally agree about the free form jazz thing. It's not music; it's noise. John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer’s last blog post..Array of Anathemas

By: Larew

Larew — Sun, 31 May 2009 16:58:50 +0000

Love the necklace with the cross on Boobie-Queen! Makes you wonder WWJD if he saw those boobs. I think there should be a tax on people wearing crosses with skimpy outfits. Not being of the Christian persuasion and being too plump to wear skimpy outfits myself, I think I'm safe from that tax. But, wait! That leads me to another tax... on people over 200 pounds who wear skimpy outfits! Larew’s last blog post..Birthday Greetings!

By: starcasm

starcasm — Sat, 30 May 2009 19:42:24 +0000

As part of the economic bailout initiative we need a tax on any sentence that uses both “Wall Street” and “Main Street.” Ummmm, let’s see – how about a tax on any blog that uses either “just another,” “ramblings” or “musings.” And you will be required to give a lifetime of service to the government (without pay) if you start a blog called “Just Another Blog Of Ramblings And Musings.” And definitely a pet apparel tax!

By: Joel Klebanoff

Joel Klebanoff — Sat, 30 May 2009 02:59:22 +0000

I've come here several times intending to post a comment with another tax you should add, but I keep fixating on that last picture. Then my mind goes blank. Sorry, I've forgotten what I was going to say again, but I'm sure it was brilliant. Joel Klebanoff’s last blog post..Comment Error

By: RedRaider

RedRaider — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:48:49 +0000

I'm all for taxing Facebook. In fact, I would be in favor of taxing the damn tax, and I despise taxes. Except those levied on Facebook... RedRaider’s last blog post..I'm Even Dumber Than A Rubik's Cube

By: C.B.Jones

C.B.Jones — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:10:36 +0000

*saves piture of the fradulant breasts to harddrive* Tax the mess out of everything else, I don't care. C.B.Jones’s last blog post..Do me a favor

By: Jenn Thorson

Jenn Thorson — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:45:04 +0000

People who fling their car door wide open into busy streets tax. I've nearly taken a few doors off because people seem to think their car is an extension of their yard which is an extension of their house. I think a tax would keep the doors a little less free and loose. Jenn Thorson’s last blog post..No Vampirization without Caffeination

By: Daddy Papersurfer

Daddy Papersurfer — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:49:43 +0000

I'm terrified to say anything in case I get banned ..... you've already stymied me on several suggestions ..... Daddy Papersurfer’s last blog post..BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT – THE APPRENTICE

By: Evil Evo

Evil Evo — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:17:57 +0000

I hate the sound that people make when they eat apples, its like a chomping sound. Tax that! Soup eating, slurp, slurp. Yeah, tax on food noises.