Comments on: Meat Beat with Monty O’Drizzle

By: diesel

diesel — Thu, 21 May 2009 02:36:34 +0000

I got yer meat truck right here! Sorry. diesel’s last blog post..Retarded Search Terms!

By: Monty

Monty — Wed, 20 May 2009 23:34:30 +0000

Hi there folks! Tiggy asked me to type onto the internet in response to yous kind words.

Chowner buddy, good job! I’m thinkin’ that stupid co-worker deserved a lil ham ‘n’ mustard fun. Hope ya rescued that ham and had it for supper, hey?

C.B., that’s a mighty fine idea! I don’t have them fancy printing machines; jus’ a sharp stick and a freshly stretched calf hide.

Jenn, that Tiggy sure is one crazy gal! She eats that tofu and stuff. Don’t get me started on tofu, hey?

Hey Jeff, sounds like you got some nasty cold if stuffs comin’ outta you nose. Not been interferin’ with them Mexican pigs recently, hey? Them pigs sure can bite, fer sure!

Oh Lordy Lord Steph, don’t you be yappin’ to them PETA people. We ain’t doin’ no harm, jus’ communin’ with nature with the help of firearms. If them lions could fire shotguns, man, that Savannah would be one big shootin’ range.

Hey there EvilEvo, I woun’t recommend it. Kinda tough and rubbery, although I’m thinkin’ poor Ripper had a few of them chew toys in his belly. Maybe that’s why he passed.

Holy heck Mike, we don’t want that nasty talk around the ladies! I’m thinkin’ if you’re gettin’ them urges, you take your mind offa it with a lil bit of barbequin’. That hot meat sizzlin’ on the grill will give ya a nice warm feelin’ without havin’ to touch ya lil buddy, if ya know what I’m sayin’ there.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:47:41 +0000

I thought this was going to be about masturbation. Oh well. It was still a good post! Mike’s last blog post..Romantic Bullcrap

By: EvilEvo

EvilEvo — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:31:57 +0000

So Monty…what does dog taste like?

By: Stephanie Barr

Stephanie Barr — Tue, 19 May 2009 00:38:10 +0000

You know, I've always considered myself something of a hardcore carnivore. I think you might have cured me. Does Monty O'Drizzle work for PETA? Stephanie Barr’s last blog post..I'm Needing Questions Again

By: Jeff Rogers

Jeff Rogers — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:17:45 +0000

“Hell, I’d live in a meat house, and drive a big truck made outta meat if I could.”

OK, I shot coffee out my nose reading that!!

By: Jenn Thorson

Jenn Thorson — Mon, 18 May 2009 17:59:32 +0000

Yup, I always suspected it, but it’s become more noticeable recently…

Tiggy has gone off the proverbial rocker. I wondered how we’d know, given it was a hazy thing to begin with, but I’d say Tool Time with Meat pretty much clinches it.

Jenn Thorson’s last blog post..Pennsylvania Bloggerpolooza 2009: What Really and Truly Happened

By: C.B.Jones

C.B.Jones — Mon, 18 May 2009 17:31:29 +0000

*prints this post for later use* C.B.Jones’s last blog post..The hostile takeover is complete...

By: Chowner

Chowner — Mon, 18 May 2009 16:08:11 +0000

I actually did 3# one time (that sounds kind of weird, doesn't it?). Anyway, I put a slice of ham with a little mustard in a co-workers CD-Rom drive once. It got a little stinky, and it really screwed up their computer. And,I got away with. Chowner’s last blog post..A transcript of my interview with the editor of the local paper for the position of obituary writer