Tiggy’s Shopping Bizarre – Process That Deer!
Hunters – do you have piles of dead deer blocking up your lodge entrance? Devoid of ideas on what to do with your bloodied bounty? All stuffed out with the Do-It-Yourself Taxidermy kit? Thank goodness someone has created this fabulous DVD packed with ideas to – yes – process that deer!
Featuring step-by-step instructions from leading deer processing experts Monty O’Drizzle and his assistant Bob Nutter, you too can get that decaying deer cut and shut before sundown!
* Slash, slice and dice with confidence as you transform your bucket of buck into a bountiful feast of burgers, pies and sausages. You’ll be such a culinary hit even your tree-sucking vegetarian friends will be gorging on bloody steaks in no time!
* Monty and Bob demonstrate 101 uses for a deceased doe and create accessories for your truck and trailer, stunning costume jewellery, a children’s bouncy castle and a replica of the late Charlton Heston!
– Don’t forget to order the slash-happy duo’s other entrail-taining DVDs including
* Beaver BBQ Blow Out
* Black Bear to Biofuel In Three Easy Steps
* You Hit The Cat, Now What?
So grab your rifle and get blasting!
And they Vince was a sales whiz. Ha! He’s got nothing on you Tiggy. In a pitch-off, you’d make him look like a washed-up, hooker biting moron.
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I can’t wait to see Ron Popeil’s infomercial for this one.
Wonder what the tag line will be…
Gut it and forget it!
Gut a doe, save some dough!
Order now, and get five pounds of chewin’ tobacc-y free!
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While I don’t have much use for a home deer processing video, “You Hit that Cat, Now What” will come in very handy.
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I’m almost embarassed to ask this but…I left my aunt in the attic over the weekend. Long story short, does this work on cranky octogenarians too?
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Note to self:
Also do not want to meet anyone that thinks this is a good idea.
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I know some guys who sadly would love this.
I was thinking the same thing as Jeff. In our neck of the woods (how do woods have a neck, shouldn’t it be the plural? wood would be singular, right), that would be a big seller. Probably is (in Pa., I mean).
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you can never have too many antlers in your car
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I ordered Beaver BBQ Blowout and was *highly* disappointed in the content.
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Wow. I knew my shiny new Slap Chopper would come in handy. Oh hell, and my Shamwow? I can wipe up the blood with that! Oh, thanks Tiggs. This is a great day!!!
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I just put mine on a stick and roast it over the fire – roughage, you know?
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