Music fans! Confused by the choice at your local record store? Want to get ‘with it’ and ‘hip’ like all the cats at the local Hop? Or something? Check out Tiggy’s Hit Parade!

(Unfortunately, Tiggy doesn’t possess a turntable or any musical knowledge, so all reviews are entirely fictional).

Do the mashed potato! And gravy. Unless you’re at a Billy Bob Thornton concert.

Hip hop for homo hounds!

4. Songs For Gay Dogs

Fido come out of the kennel? Bonzo batting for the other side? Celebrate your pooch’s newfound pride with this selection of hits from Paddy “P-Doggy” Roberts, world-renowned Trance DJ and gay-animal activist. Your camp canine will adore pulsating dance floor numbers including:

* My Big Bone
* Bassett In The Bushes (At The Off-Leash Park)
* Oooh, Bitch
* Your Teasing Tail
* Snoop Me, Dogg Stylie
* Littlest Hobo Love (You Go, Girlfriend!)

I don’t know if this album caters for the needs of lady-loving lady dogs as I didn’t really want to listen to it.

Next time on Hit Parade – A Puppet Show! No, really.


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13 Responses to “Tiggy’s Hit Parade – Songs for Gay Dogs”

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Songs for Gay Dogs. You DO cater to the niche audience, doncha, Tiggy?

By God I swear, half the time, I start laughing just reading the headings for your articles…
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I dont know if my dogs are gay, but I’ll be sure to buy this for them! Can’t wait to hear my Big Bone, lmao. 😉

Don’t forget the companion album, Music for Lesbian Pussies.

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I’m surprised this doesn’t include the classic, “There’s a Rainbow in my Water Bowl”. I know my dog loves it.

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hahaha “the gay-animal activist” ridiculous

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How do you know if your dog is gay?

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I believe I’ve heard “Bassett In The Bushes (At The Off-Leash Park)”– is that a swing number? 🙂

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My hat’s off to you and your ability to FIND this stuff

That cover is disturbing on so many levels that I don’t even know where to start.

Seriously, that’s a real album? Or is it just recordings of dogs having sex that you play to your pooch to ‘straighten him out’?

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