Comments on: 5 A Day Food Hell

By: Arika

Arika — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 05:13:51 +0000

Broccoli is so good! If you hate the smell chop up some broccoli crowns and some garlic and olive oil and a little sea salt toss it in the oven at 3:50 until some of the broccoli is a little toasty. Arika’s last blog post..I'm not cut out for the porn industry.

By: JD at I Do Things

JD at I Do Things — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:51:10 +0000

I do like brown rice, but whole wheat pasta is wrong on every level. I wonder who ate the first durian . . . ? JD at I Do Things’s last blog post..I Do Focus Groups so you don’t have to

By: Venom

Venom — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:05:55 +0000

If all food would just come coated with durian, everyone would be thin. Venom’s last blog post..Duff BeerMan - the Rest of the Story

By: MC_Hamster

MC_Hamster — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 17:54:37 +0000

Old people do look unhealthy….. dis true, dat.

By: Shawn

Shawn — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 03:18:43 +0000

I’m with you on everything but the brown rice. I find that to be quite acceptable, and maybe even preferable to the white variety. Whole wheat pasta, on the other hand, is not fit for a hobo.

By: John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer

John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 02:36:16 +0000

Having grown up with an Italian heritage, I can say that whole meal/whole wheat pasta is not pasta. And what the hell is a durian? John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer’s last blog post..My Play Date with President Obama

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 21:46:04 +0000

Chowner: Now that’s the kind of brown food I’m talkin’ about! Happy food.

C.B.: Amen. Wholewheat = unwashed.

Carl: That’s a good point. How many Death Row convicts order tofu as their last meal? None, not even in China, I bet!

Jeff: Swap your breakfast yogurt for a sherry trifle. You know it makes sense!

HumorSmith: Gaahhhh!

Marvel: Please tell me you had a huge lump of creamy Philadelphia dip at the end of that carrot?

Sean: You’ll never dine alone when you have a tapeworm! Eww.

Stephanie: True. If chocolate smelled like ass, would it be so popular? Unless people just put it up their ass instead. Eww.

Max: Brown Rice = Crap Nuts. I will be calling it that from now on.

By: Angry Max

Angry Max — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 20:32:47 +0000

I agree about the brown rice thing. I can't get over the thought that maybe it should be categorized not as a grain, but as a nut. And a crap one at that. Angry Max’s last blog post..A Cure for Peanut Allergy: Grow a Pair

By: Stephanie Barr

Stephanie Barr — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:37:22 +0000

I can’t imagine how a fruit that smells so awful COULD taste good. Aren’t those two senses linked? If you’re smelling something repulsive, how can you enjoy ANY food?

By: Sean Donland

Sean Donland — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:26:58 +0000

Nothing like a goo bowl of bacteria for breakfast. Maybe for lunch I’ll have a tapeworm.