Comments on: Tiggy’s Shopping Bizarre – X- Jangle Magic Cure-All Bracelet!

By: Julian Finn

Julian Finn — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 05:03:06 +0000

I saw an ad for these outside a jewelry store. The marketing campaign they were using? “Who knows, it might actually work?

Asshats.

Julian Finn’s last blog post..Suicide by Celluloid or; Slouching Towards Creative Oblivion

By: Man with no name

Man with no name — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:32:22 +0000

X = extreme. I would buy an extreme jangle

By: Musing

Musing — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 03:46:53 +0000

Cures bad hair, eh? Awesome. No more flat ironing till my arms are numb!

By: JD at I Do Things

JD at I Do Things — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 17:14:05 +0000

I'll take two. These itchy piles are driving me crazy. I'm assuming there's a money-back guarantee? JD at I Do Things’s last blog post..I Am Deformed so you don’t have to be

By: Chica

Chica — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 14:55:59 +0000

I’m a fan of bracelets, and now I’m wishing to name all of mine X Jangle. sounds hot!

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By: thinkinfyou

thinkinfyou — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:13:41 +0000

I think God actually does hate me! thinkinfyou’s last blog post..I Never Thought I Would Live To See 100

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 23:33:43 +0000

Dani: I mistakenly thought the advert said ‘Cats 4 Gold’. I sent in a few kittens hoping for an ingot, but all I got was a visit from the Animal Protection League.

Mydailylist: Obviously the power of the X-Jangle has made itchy piles disappear from the internet! Wow, it must be magic.

Margo: Don’t underestimate having green skin – it gets you to the front of the ER queue in no time!

Jeff: The X-Jangle will cure it all! Providing your hand doesn’t drop off when you put it on.

Sean: A urine test to measure God’s wrath? What a great idea! Instead of confessional booths, they could install washroom stalls. An e-piss-copal breakthrough!

Stephanie: After a week of scrubbing off green, you’d probably be swearing at it.

Mooooog: Does it make things go green?

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:36:38 +0000

I have a cock ring that acts very similarly. Too soon? moooooog35’s last blog post..Motivational Filler - Surveys

By: Stephanie Barr

Stephanie Barr — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:33:13 +0000

Ah, I remember when you could get a copper bracelet as a prize. Nice to see bracelets even small girls would throw away after a week and green arms can now be supplied at an exorbitant price. I'm pretty sure if I owned one, I'd swear on it or to it or something. Stephanie Barr’s last blog post..Thieving Thursday: Under the Wire

By: Sean Donlands

Sean Donlands — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:05:34 +0000

I'd like to buy one, but I'm unsure how to know for sure if god hates me or not. Is there some kind of urine test I can take to find out? Sean Donlands’s last blog post..How to have the best blog on the Internet, Part Two