Comments on: Hope I Die After I Get Old

By: Frank Carr

Frank Carr — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 05:22:08 +0000

This post reminds me of what my grandfather said when he was visiting a friend in a retirement home, "I hate this place, there's too many old folks here." Ironically, at 94, he was probably the oldest person in the building. I figure that I'll end up being like him, staying active and working as best I can rather than sitting around waiting for someone to throw dirt on me. Frank Carr’s last blog post..Makita Cordless Impact Driver BTD142HW Review

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 02:34:34 +0000

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Nick
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By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:34:53 +0000

Stephanie: I hadn’t thought of that. Best keep the spacesuits on at all times, then! Eww.

Meghan: Just a thought, I wonder how old REAL George will be by then? Eww.

John: This is true, very rich gain the title ‘eccentric’. The rest of us mortals are merely labelled ‘suffering from Altzheimers’.

Jenn: I guess a cruise will be a good substitute for the senior home in space, and avoid those seepage issues Stephanie warned about. Happy daze ahead!

By: Jenn Thorson

Jenn Thorson — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:25:26 +0000

Don't forget you'll finally be old enough to go to all of those nifty cruiseship trips, where it takes forever to get anywhere, but that's okay because all you want are the all-you-can-eat buffets and the Liberace impersonator in the lounge off the Lido Deck. Jenn Thorson’s last blog post..Office Pranks, Pens, and the Shrinkwrap Trap

By: John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer

John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:53:05 +0000

My hope has always been that by the time I get old, that I have oodles of money so I can be considered eccentric and not senile when I lose my mind and start doing all kinds of crazy crap. John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer’s last blog post..An Asshole Like Me

By: Meghan

Meghan — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:11:54 +0000

Hopefully Virtual George is one kinky bastard who'll do whatever my artificial hip will allow. Meghan’s last blog post..Wanna Know What Really Grinds My Gears?

By: Stephanie Barr

Stephanie Barr — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:05:36 +0000

As much as low-g has distinct advantages for the brittle-boned, being TOO regular in a zero-g environment has its own hazards. Just saying. I always favored L4/L5 myself. Stephanie Barr’s last blog post..An investment on several different levels

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:08:06 +0000

Thinkin: Dying young is overrated. Just think of all the parties you’d miss, and for what? To be remembered as eternally beautiful and not have to buy Tena Lady pants. Phooey to that!

By: thinkinfyou

thinkinfyou — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:20:50 +0000

You have made me rethink the whole dying young thing in one post!! thinkinfyou’s last blog post..My Sense of Humor Still Has Peach Fuzz

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:45:57 +0000

Chat: A stripper’s pole! What fun. Although don’t foget to put down a non-slip mat. And maybe a winch.

Mary: Soon. Very soon.

Joel: Good point! By the way, your zipper is undone. And you’re dribbling.

Evil: The only reason I’d eat a Werther’s Original is if it had psychedelic properties. I see no point otherwise.

JD: Old age has suddenly lost its sting, hasn’t it!

Chelle: The idea of floating, horny old men has lost its appeal!

Aoi: Other possibilites at low-G? Oooh, sounds saucy!