Tiggy’s Word Of The Day – Clown
13. Clown
An illness. Symptoms include big red nose, large pants and a strong urge to destroy innocent young lives with balloon animals. Ask yourself:
– Is falling over in a pair of oversize shoes amusing?
– Does a car that falls apart (that isn’t a Hyundai) tickle your funny bone?
– Has a clown ever done anything that made you laugh and feel happy inside?
– Have you ever hired one of these reprobates to traumatize small children at birthday parties?
If you answer ‘yes’ to any of these questions, you really ought to be ashamed of yourself. Ashamed.
Don’t forget nasty serial killer John Wayne Gacey used to dress up as a clown when he wasn’t out slashing and hacking. And he probably had balloons too. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Clowns creep me out. They’re not jolly in the least. They’re all strange. All of them.
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Aghhhhh! Evil clown!! Leave me alone!!
(ok, just resurfaced some bad childhood memories there Tiggy!)
I have clown fear. Clowns infest my personal hell.
Not that you asked… but still. 🙂
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Mary: All of them. Especially the ones you get in hospitals. I am particularly afraid of those.
Jeff: A trip down memory lane! Hold that thought until you get to your therapist.
Jenn: You have a personal hell? Photos, please!
Oh my God… I hate clowns. I hate them. Hate them.
Top three things I hate…
1. Clowns
2. Spiders
3. Jell-O
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John: Do I take it a clown hilariously juggled plates of spider jello at your 7th birthday party? So sad.
Ironic that something designed specifically to amuse us terrifies so many.
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Clowns don’t amuse or terrify me.
I’m more likely to hire a tarot reader, or I would if I couldn’t do it myself.
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Clowns are…….just, uh, clowns. No big deal really. I liked the one in the Steven King movie “It”
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I laughed at a clown once… am I normal?
I answered yes to all, and even like to go to Clownfest, which is a gathering of hundreds of clowns.
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Good definition of clown. Gives me something new to work with for my politics blog.
I like to say ass clown. It’s fun. Say it with me “ass clown”.
He he.
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why can’t man invent a vaccination against clowns? find a cure that prevents all humankind from clowning? WHY?? DEAR GAWD WHY??
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Clowns sicken me.
I punched a clown in the nose, once. It went ‘squeak’, which was actually fairly amusing.
Then I beat him to a pulp.
The Tammy Faye Bakker makeup doesn’t help their cause either.
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I like rodeo clowns. And cowboys. Rawr!! 🙂
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Run, clown, run! There’s a little girl on the other side!
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