Clowns. They always find you in the end.13. Clown

An illness. Symptoms include big red nose, large pants and a strong urge to destroy innocent young lives with balloon animals. Ask yourself:

– Is falling over in a pair of oversize shoes amusing?

– Does a car that falls apart (that isn’t a Hyundai) tickle your funny bone?

– Has a clown ever done anything that made you laugh and feel happy inside?

– Have you ever hired one of these reprobates to traumatize small children at birthday parties?

If you answer ‘yes’ to any of these questions, you really ought to be ashamed of yourself. Ashamed.

Don’t forget nasty serial killer John Wayne Gacey used to dress up as a clown when he wasn’t out slashing and hacking. And he probably had balloons too. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.


18 Responses to “Tiggy’s Word Of The Day – Clown”

Clowns creep me out. They’re not jolly in the least. They’re all strange. All of them.

Mary M.’s last blog post..Cross Stitch To Keep You In Stitches

Aghhhhh! Evil clown!! Leave me alone!!

(ok, just resurfaced some bad childhood memories there Tiggy!)

I have clown fear. Clowns infest my personal hell.

Not that you asked… but still. 🙂

Jenn Thorson’s last blog post..Office Pranks, Pens, and the Shrinkwrap Trap

Mary: All of them. Especially the ones you get in hospitals. I am particularly afraid of those.

Jeff: A trip down memory lane! Hold that thought until you get to your therapist.

Jenn: You have a personal hell? Photos, please!

Oh my God… I hate clowns. I hate them. Hate them.

Top three things I hate…

1. Clowns
2. Spiders
3. Jell-O

John J Savo, the Authoring Auctioneer’s last blog post..My Very First Caption Contest

John: Do I take it a clown hilariously juggled plates of spider jello at your 7th birthday party? So sad.

Ironic that something designed specifically to amuse us terrifies so many.

HumorSmith’s last blog post..Can’t Beat This

Clowns don’t amuse or terrify me.

I’m more likely to hire a tarot reader, or I would if I couldn’t do it myself.

Stephanie Barr’s last blog post..Thieving Thursday: Animal Magnetism

Clowns are…….just, uh, clowns. No big deal really. I liked the one in the Steven King movie “It”

ettarose’s last blog post..Take Down the Bird Feeder

I laughed at a clown once… am I normal?

I answered yes to all, and even like to go to Clownfest, which is a gathering of hundreds of clowns.

Joe’s last blog post..The Judges have Spoken

Good definition of clown. Gives me something new to work with for my politics blog.

I like to say ass clown. It’s fun. Say it with me “ass clown”.

He he.

Chowner’s last blog post..What happened the time I tried V8

why can’t man invent a vaccination against clowns? find a cure that prevents all humankind from clowning? WHY?? DEAR GAWD WHY??

chat blanc’s last blog post..The unsuspecting servant

Clowns sicken me.

I punched a clown in the nose, once. It went ‘squeak’, which was actually fairly amusing.

Then I beat him to a pulp.

The Tammy Faye Bakker makeup doesn’t help their cause either.

Jinksy’s last blog post..What Britney Spears Wants…

I like rodeo clowns. And cowboys. Rawr!! 🙂

Chelle B.’s last blog post..The "Clean Words That Sound Dirrrrrty" Offensive

Run, clown, run! There’s a little girl on the other side!

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