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Joe: So does that mean chicken tastes like cat? How ironic.

Kirsten: Too late! She’s already on to me with her scratchy claws and questionable morals.

Lord Likely: Good evening to you Sir! Cat-astrophe – how jolly droll! Have you been hanging around with that young whippersnapper Oscar Wilde? I’m sure you’ve seen more than a few vicious pussies in your time.

Thank you, and good night!

Just sayin’

Chat: And if you think ponies are bad… cows. I could fill a whole blog with cow attack stories.

Jenn: Oddly enough, crocs have the softest, cutest little paws. No, really. It’s what I was thinking while that picture was taken (shortly before the “I’m drunk and I’m going to die soon” thoughts.)

JD: I’d gladly take Gus off your hands, but knowing the shipping between the US and Canada I suggest you pack a lot of kitty treats in his shipping box.

RLD: Divorce. It’s the only option.

Joel: No, the crocs were very much alive. They don’t move much… but ‘not much’ is quite enough for me. Fluffy would have slaughtered the poor things within minutes.

Margaret: I have stroked a lioness too! This all took place in Africa by the way. Their zoos are cool. No proper fences, lots of cheap beer. A great family day out.

C.: I’ll see you at the Afican zoo and we can play animal tag. Let’s see who is the wimp then!

…wimp!