Comments on: This Is A Bust! Fake Porn Inspectors and Other Stupid Scams

By: static brain

static brain — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:24:09 +0000

How about official food taster/food critic for a magazine? You go into any restaurant, and tell them that and order the most expensive outrageous things on the menu. I bet they bring it right out no check attached. LOL

By: JD at I Do Things

JD at I Do Things — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:01:39 +0000

The Sausage Inspector was here this week! He took Dave’s bratwursts right outta the crockpot. I thought it strange that he also took the buns, mustard, and relish, but I didn’t think to question him. He looked so authoritative.

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:44:46 +0000

Damon: Sorry about that. Maybe you should try it this weekend, and send us the pictures!

Jenn: Aww! That would be too cute. Mind you, the little bugger would only try and gnaw on it.

Stephanie: It’s a whole new world of career opportunities! Glad I could help.

Acorn King: You think that’s a fake? Oh heck.

By: Acorn King

Acorn King — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:45:03 +0000

I once saw a college kid wearing an FBI (Federal Booty Inspector) T-shirt. I have my doubts on that one.

By: stephanie

stephanie — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:39:11 +0000

ha ha ha! I never thought of being an “inspector” before!!

By: Jenn

Jenn — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:25:19 +0000

Well, the hamster ploy might work– but it’s going to be hard to find a badge teeny enough…

By: damon

damon — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:54:02 +0000

Great. Way to go. Now I’ll be doing my Christmas shopping with 400 screaming idiots in chemical suits.

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:58:06 +0000

Chat: A deal! We can work as a team. Do you want to be good cocktail cop or bad booze cop?

SinisterDan: So who stole the first 75%? You’re slipping there, officer.

Jeff: Take this small fluffy kitten, I’m assigning you to kitty litter duty.

Chelle: You can share here! No-one’s reading it. Honest.

Julie: Yes. And the Whipped Cream Detection Unit were having you on too!

Joe: You be careful out there, officer. Those springs bloody well hurt if you fall on them the wrong way.

Kirsten: Well it depends what he was inspecting… was he hot?

By: kirsten

kirsten — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:48:44 +0000

I guess I shouldn’t be letting that guy in my house any more! Thanks for the tip!

By: Joe

Joe — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:02:08 +0000

I’m heading right to Trampoline World to ensure that the trampolines can suport 2 nubile 20 year old women.
Safety first is our motto.