Comments on: Tiggy Dreams of Hamster

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:05:52 +0000

Offended: I’m sorry I forced your brain to venture down that dark path.

Margaret: I shall follow your advice. Sadly, the past few nights Richard has been absent from my dreams… I think it may be too late…

Roastfrog: I don’t dare Google “Richard+Gere+hamsters” because I may not like what I see.

Jenn: Richard Hammond and David Tennant? Ooooh, what a cosy evening in that would be. Jeremy would have to wait outside.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:13:16 +0000

Ah, good ol’ Richard Hammond. Well, he isn’t tall, but he does sorta have a very-short-David Tennant thing going on. How bad can that be? And hey, if you were dreaming of Jeremy Clarkson, now THEN I would worry.

By: Roastfrog

Roastfrog — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:43:03 +0000

offendedblogger: I believe Richard Gere has the ick factor you are looking for– we all know what he does to hamsters…

By: Nanny Goats

Nanny Goats — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:53:43 +0000

You know what you could do…on the next date that you think Richard is about to dump you, quick – pinch yourself and wake up. You’ll disappear before his very eyes, wondering what happened. It will totally freak him out. THAT will teach him to play with your heart like that.

- Margaret

By: offendedblogger

offendedblogger — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:40:40 +0000

Well I tried and tried and tried some more to think of a Richard that would have more of an ick factor than Keith Richards, but alas all I could think of was King Richard’s dead corpse.

They probably look very similar. :/

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:32:04 +0000

MC: Sorry about that… you’re not related, by any chance?

Kari: I must admit, I’m not loving the long-haired look. I may have a delicate word with him. Do you think he’s having some sort of hair-growing competiton with other Top Gear bloke James May?

Sheasy: Lol, well I suppose we are the same height…

JD: You’re right, I was always getting rejected by boys, even my dreams are cruel. Sob. Bastard brain!

Sully: I am now afraid the other three will somehow become entangled into my dream. Especially if Richard Simmons in lying naked in a pile of vegetables.. oh, too horrible!

Drowsey: Yes! Another movie idea for me to tout. Seeing as how well my ‘Cock Whisperer’ pitch did…

By: DrowseyMonkey

DrowseyMonkey — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:58:53 +0000

You crack me up, LOL. I love the way your dreams end … sounds like a fine idea for a summer block buster.

By: Sully Sullivan

Sully Sullivan — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:16:44 +0000

he really does look like a hamster. Still beats the hell out of the other three Richard guys you posted.

By: JD at I Do Things

JD at I Do Things — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:10:11 +0000

I think I’d prefer losing my teeth to rejection. He’s not too bad-looking, is he? He’d make a lovely beetle.

By: sheasy

sheasy — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:03:00 +0000

Oh, no! You and the Hamster seem like such a nice couple. Maybe playing a little hard to get will do the trick…