Comments on: Tiggy Joins The No Cussing Club

By: to the ncc

to the ncc — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:01:01 +0000

This is fucking mickey mouse horse shit fucking faggot ass raping dick crap. I don’t mother fucking know why the fuck you cock suckers have to spew fucking cuss words and shit out of your shitty cussing cum receptacles. McKay is fucking king dick pimp cracker and I’ve been in the mother fucking No Fucking Cussing club since God damn Garth Brooks turned fag and starting ass pounding fucking bowling balls.

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Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:07:57 +0000

[...] love to fiddle with Dave Grohl’s grungy stubble, or swoon over George Clooney’s latest cock pirate look? I’d run a mile in the opposite direction if they shaved, that’s for [...]

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 19:39:27 +0000

OMG Omy! I’d never thought of using parethesis in conversation before.
This opens up a whole world of (go fuck yourself) comments to my (twatmagnet) boss. Cheers!

By: Omyword!

Omyword! — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:49:26 +0000

Here’s how I pictured it in my mind:

Boss: I noticed you have been falling behind on your TPM reports.

Tiggy: Oh, it’s because I haven’t been getting enough sleep lately all because of the incessant crowing of my neighbor’s (you’re such a) cock. Pirate, my dog, barks in return and I can’t sleep at all.

Boss: What was that in the parenthesis?

Tiggy: What parenthesis? I was talking. I didn’t, like, put my fingers up and make a parenthesis sign or anything.

See? Innocent as a new-born lamb.

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:36:19 +0000

Dammit MC, you’re right.
I’m sure Johnny Depp is relishing the prospect of starring as Captain Jack Cock Sparrow.

That’s enough cocks for one week.

By: MC_Hamster

MC_Hamster — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:16:39 +0000

Id like to use cock pirate too, its a great insult, I wonder if they will make “Cock Pirates of the Carribbean”?
you should have copyrighted it Tiggy!!

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:49:08 +0000

No problem JD, it’s yours!

By: JD at I Do Things

JD at I Do Things — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:23:48 +0000

Oh, my god. I’m totally stealing “cock pirate.” Who cares what it means–it’s awesome.

And I agree: there are times when only a “FUCK!” will do. That’s why it’s called “FUCK!”

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:33:23 +0000

I’ll see your Cheeses and raise you a Goudammit!

To be honest, I didn’t really think that insult through while hurling it at the boss. I guess it’s a pirate who storms ships and makes off with a booty of… cocks? That makes for an interesting mental image, no?

By: Jeff Rogers

Jeff Rogers — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:06:49 +0000

LOL!!
What is a cock pirate, Tiggy?